An ‘erotic thriller’ from the director of Bright Star? I’m intrigued—wait, no, oh my god, what is that mustache on Mark Ruffalo’s face, NOPE.

EDIT: Okay, Ebert’s review makes In the Cut sound like it doesn’t totally suck (though I’m a bit wary, since I don’t always agree with him)… and my local library has a copy of it on DVD. I think tomorrow night will be an adventure of sexmurder and questionable facial hair.