Oh I could throw you in the lake Or feed you poisoned birthday cake I won’t deny I’m gonna miss you when you’re gone Oh I could bury you alive But you might crawl out with a knife And kill me when I’m sleeping
POSSIBLY THE BEST CROSSOVER I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
BECAUSE ELIZABETH WOULD BE SO NOT INTO IT AND RELUCTANT TO TRY AND DRIFT WITH DARCY BECAUSE HE’S SUCH AN ASS HE’S SO HAUGHTY HE’S SUCH A FUCKING SNOB AND SHE HEARD HIM SAY THAT SHE’D BE AN INTOLERABLE DRIFT PARTNER SO FUCK HIM
BUT THEY SPARRED (DANCED OHMYGOD) AND THEY MOVED TOGETHER SO FLUIDLY AND SHE DID FEEL IT BUT SHE DOESN’T LIKE HIM!!! SHE CAN’T SHARE HER HEAD WITH A DUDE THAT MAKES HER SO FURIOUS
BUT HE TRAILS AFTER HER LIKE A FUCKIN PUPPY AND IS SUDDENLY ALL NICE AND TRIES TO DEFEND HIMSELF LIKE “I FIND IT HARD TO ATTEMPT LOOKING FOR DRIFT COMPATIBILITY IN OTHERS” AND ELIZABETH’S LIKE “WELL YOU SHOULD FUCKIN PRACTICE”
Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it. Think’st thou that I, who saw the face of God And tasted the eternal joys of heaven, Am not tormented with ten thousand hells In being deprived of everlasting bliss?
I don’t know what this is, but I want all of it.
It’s from the Globe’s production of Doctor Faustus, with Arthur Darvill as Mephistopheles. And you can get it! It’s available on DVD and apparently also on Amazon Instant Video. It’s definitely worth it — the acting is terrific and the staging is utterly amazing.
Reblogging now that there are details attached, as well as information about how to see it for oneself. I cannot get over the brilliance of these costumes.
The Alnwick Poison Garden is pretty much what you’d think it is: a garden full of plants that can kill you (among many other things). Some of the plants are so dangerous that they have to be kept behind bars. [x]
Jeeves & Wooster modern AU: Ruth Negga as Angela Travers
I have always been quite devoted to my dear cousin Angela. I’d say she’s like the sister I never had, except I do have a sister, and I like Angela much better. She has a good head on her shoulders, and I don’t just mean the characteristically pleasing family features gracing her countenance.
There are times, however, when she does seem a bit too much like an aunt-in-training for my tastes, and what’s more, I haven’t the foggiest why she’d choose to carry on with my friend Tuppy. No disrespect meant to him, of course—we’ve been chums since we were schoolboys, but, well. Sensible is perhaps not the word I’d use for him.